Safe is the New Black

You are single because you aren’t safe.

What do I mean by that?  I mean that, on a scale of 1-10, you’re about a 15.   I mean that it is absolutely mind boggling how you got all that into your jeans.  I mean that you’re too pretty for your own good. I mean, you have a mouthpiece that can get you into a LOT of trouble.   What I mean, is that you are so MONEY, and you don’t even know it.

But he does.  And he also knows that you are not his easy way out.   He knows you aren’t gonna take his shit and he knows that he could be replaced in a heartbeat.  So this guy?  This guy isn’t going to pick you.  He’s going to choose someone who he knows isn’t going to go out and get hit on by 32687 guys.  He’s going to choose someone who he knows isn’t gonna give him any lip.  He’s gonna make sure he’s the “Up” in “Marrying Up.” 

-Raaachem.com